gosh dang

hotvampireadjacent:
Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer

tilthat:
TIL that while discussing the show “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton) told Will Smith, “Pick your character’s name carefully, people will call you it for the rest of your life.” So Will Smith named his character ‘Will Smith’
via reddit.com
Damn Carlton was right.

kineticpenguin:

the-apocrypha:
moveslikekeithrichards:
moveslikekeithrichards:
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
“All clear my way”
en-route dining concierge
announcing “Horses!” when there are horses

sandmandaddy69:

gaygraybles:

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

sparrow-va:

o-lanterns:
cmon child safety lid you know it’s me

swagfulcatcowboy-deactivated202:

cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

taboovithehomecoming:

taboovithehomecoming:
did anyone else watch the show “the most extreme” on animal planet. what was that green shit about.
these are all real screenshots from “the most extreme”

swarnpert:

animentality: